This is what happens when mummy tries to get her picky child to eat plain old CHEESE. After 15 minutes of pleading, begging and bribing, child finally gave in and put approximately 1mm of cheese in his mouth. This was followed by eccentric GAGGING, “sick” noises, and a 5 minute sobbing fit about how “horrible” it was. Mummy is done for the day. Mummy has spent nearly an hour trying to get child to put new foods in his mouth, including a beautiful strawberry and apple smoothly that ended up all over mummy. Mummy is now feeding said child chicken nuggets and wondering why she doesn’t drink wine.